- If the pen is mightier than the sword, then the keyboard is mightier than the assault rifle.
- Walking into a glass door is the best complement a window washer can get.
- The word “FAT” just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word “EAT”.
- Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right.
- The division sign ÷ represents a fraction where the dots are numbers
- Any drink with calories is an energy drink.
- In England you can join the army at 16 but have to be 18 to buy Call Of Duty.
- The Futurama quote, “If you do things right, people won’t know you’ve done anything at all.” Is literally the CIA.
- tl:dr, is a tl:dr of ‘too long, didn’t read’, because ‘too long, didn’t read’ is too long to read.
- If Assassin’s Creed keeps going up through time it’ll eventually just become Splinter Cell.
