1. Mars…is populated entirely by robots!
  2. If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president.
  3. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
  4. The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.
  5. The reason “cheaters never win” is because the cheaters that did win didn’t get caught.
  6. Why don’t Villains spray paint all the bomb wires black?
  7. Lorde has made millions off a song about how she will never be a millionaire.
  8. ‘Slang’ is a colloquial word for ‘colloquial word’.
  9. “Free WiFi” is the new “Color TV” for Motels.
  10. In series How I met your mother, all Ted’s girlfriend are hot because he’s the one telling the story.

Source: Reddit